What have you done for us lately Billy Gates?

Feb 9, 2011 Readers Submited Rants 4 Comments
Posted by Randall

By Daniel A. Uitti

Look at what we learned.
MS-DOS sucked, but we learned to avoid it’s worst pitfalls. We bought new versions, in hopes that the bugs got fixed, but we learned again, it still sucked.   We let you try 6 times before you give up. So we saw and whined about the nifty Apple product.  Thank you Billy, for giving us Windows 2.0, which didn’t even work.   But you produced Windows 3.0, which also sucked.   Then Windows 3.1 and again Windows 3.1.1 and it almost got good. But again it sucked so we bought Windows 95… which sucked again.   We were reluctant, but you did have to teach us again with Windows 98, and that sucked as we expected. You didn’t really want to sell us Windows 2000, so you gave us Windows ME which really sucked more. We learned again when we thought about Windows 2000, but you gave use Windows XP, which really sucked. Some of us tried to take the bait on Windows Vista, which truly sucked, but some of us thought that Windows XP was almost fixed, when you gave us Windows 7.  It totally SUCKS. Thanks so much for all we learned.  Thank goodness that airplanes don’t use Windows.   But now I wonder if Toyota fell for your useless and bug ridden code.

Hollywood, Stop Shaking the Mother Fucking Camera

Feb 6, 2011 Randalls Articles 5 Comments
Posted by Randall

Hollywood has spent millions of hI dollars in image stabilizing equipment. To help the camera person, still more accurately with more precision. Millions and millions of dollars went into these types of equipment. Hollywood cameramen spent years in school learning how to hold the camera correctly. Also they learn techniques and movement techniques for high [...]

Out Sourcing, Economy, Yeah You Fucked US.

May 15, 2009 Randalls Articles 4 Comments
Posted by Randall

During the time from 1776 to 1981 America was pro America. Everything was American. we did everything ourselves. We make our own food, cotton etc.. You name it we did it and we did it with pride and we bought it in pride. Everyone was proud to be an American. So what the fuck happened? [...]

OMFG is this real? naafa.org National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance

Jan 13, 2009 Readers Submited Rants 4 Comments
Posted by Randall

Welcome to the new age. America has gone health crazy and people are working out and eating healthy again. America has been the obese country for sometime though I hope that one day that people will realize and start to work out more, and we can be off the chart. I have said this before [...]

Why Motorcycles Should be Banned.

Oct 16, 2008 Randalls Articles 4 Comments
Posted by Randall

The motorcycle was designed and built by the German inventors Gottlieb Daimler and Wilhelm Maybach in Bad Cannstatt.  In 1901, William S. Harley, age 21, drew up plans for a small engine with a displacement of 7.07 cubic inches (116 cc) and four-inch (102 mm) flywheels. The engine was designed for use in a regular [...]

AIG Have Retreat on Tax Payers Bailout.

Oct 16, 2008 Randalls Articles 1 Comment
Posted by Randall

   Well after the government decided to bail out aig for making stupid decisions. Then they used that money for a week long retreat. Well I am sorry AIG fuck you and I hope all of you drown in that mud bath. I didn’t agree for you to get that money. Hell I didn’t even [...]

Idaho cheerleaders ditch skimpy uniforms wtf ???!?

Sep 23, 2008 Randalls Articles 1 Comment
Posted by Randall

The University of Moscow has released new uniforms to show school spirit. The new uniforms were picked put and voted by the cheerleaders them selves. Showing off the bright colors of the university.  The uniforms were short halter tops with short black skirts. Now the problem is that people were complaining that these were to [...]

Protect Our Children Act

Sep 16, 2008 Randalls Articles 1 Comment
Posted by CumandBeiRish

At the end of September, our senators will be voting on the Protect our Children Act, Senate bill 1738.   Hundreds of thousands of children are victims of sexual abuse each year. Due to the sheer lack of resources, law enforcement is unable to follow up on the majority of leads they have.

Bluetooth Headset Hippies

Sep 10, 2008 Randalls Articles 2 Comments
Posted by Randall

I can't fucking stand it when I am in the super market and some asshole is talking on his phone with his head set. I know you might think that you so damn important that you need to be on the phone 24 fucking 7 but I am sorry, but You are just some fucking [...]

Canada WTF?!?

Jul 11, 2008 Randalls Articles 1 Comment
Posted by hijinks

Since when does Canada have this Canada Day? I mean last I knew Canada was the 51st state. Since when do they have the balls to have their own day of independence.Last I heard they still had the dyke of a queen printed all over their money (which looks very gay by the way).   This [...]