What have you done for us lately Billy Gates?

Feb 9, 2011 Readers Submited Rants

By Daniel A. Uitti

Look at what we learned.
MS-DOS sucked, but we learned to avoid it’s worst pitfalls. We bought new versions, in hopes that the bugs got fixed, but we learned again, it still sucked.   We let you try 6 times before you give up. So we saw and whined about the nifty Apple product.  Thank you Billy, for giving us Windows 2.0, which didn’t even work.   But you produced Windows 3.0, which also sucked.   Then Windows 3.1 and again Windows 3.1.1 and it almost got good. But again it sucked so we bought Windows 95… which sucked again.   We were reluctant, but you did have to teach us again with Windows 98, and that sucked as we expected. You didn’t really want to sell us Windows 2000, so you gave us Windows ME which really sucked more. We learned again when we thought about Windows 2000, but you gave use Windows XP, which really sucked. Some of us tried to take the bait on Windows Vista, which truly sucked, but some of us thought that Windows XP was almost fixed, when you gave us Windows 7.  It totally SUCKS. Thanks so much for all we learned.  Thank goodness that airplanes don’t use Windows.   But now I wonder if Toyota fell for your useless and bug ridden code.

Hollywood, Stop Shaking the Mother Fucking Camera

Feb 6, 2011 Randalls Articles

Hollywood has spent millions of hI dollars in image stabilizing equipment. To help the camera person, still more accurately with more precision. Millions and millions of dollars went into these types of equipment. Hollywood cameramen spent years in school learning how to hold the camera correctly. Also they learn techniques and movement techniques for high grossing Hollywood films. Some cameras range from $10,000-$1 million each. Hollywood is a very expensive business, equipment is very very expensive, and some equipment is very fragile. It takes a lot of time and effort to make a Hollywood film. Even though  sometimes the movies are horrible and sometimes they suck, doesn’t mean the camera person or the staff are at fault.
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