95% Have Sex Before Marriage

Dec 21, 2006 Randalls Articles
Posted by Randall

A new study say the 95% of Americans are having sex before the are married. Now I see nothing wrong with this at all. They study also says that this test was done on 38,000 people and 33,000 said the were banging before the marriage. They also said that women born from 1950 – 1978 91% of them were bashing the beaver. That's cool I never was the one who wanted to wait till marriage anyway. Americans love sex and since we are the most obese country in the world that meas lots and lots of fat sex. so what makes this even better? you got it Christians.

 

 They say that 83% of America considers themselves Christians. and 37% of the Christians say that they are born again. Christians say wait till you married to have sex. So what does this mean. yes yes it means that Christians are sinning. *GASP* no this can't be ? Yes it is, and to top it all off if you are born again you aren't allowed to crush the custard stick. So how can you preach something when you did it your self. We all know priests are banning and trying to hide it then when you tell them you have sinned and was Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love they call you a sinner. Yes gotta love them double standards. Do what I say not how I fuck is what it is.

So what does this mean for bushes wait till marriage plan? It means that its going to fail. So do you think bush waited for marriage to star gaze on Laura's back? Hell no just like the good Christians he is and not snorted coke. Hell I think bush was baning the fuck out of any girl he tried to get. He was  Riding the skin bus in to Tuna Town every time he was in port. But hes a Christians so after he was banning a girl he just prayed for forgiveness and all was good. Hell I even thing the pope is getting threesomes every night. Hell he has a better chance of getting hot chicks in threesomes then anyone I know. Yeah if you have sex with the pope all is forgiven.

So America isn't the Christan loving country we once were. But I really think that sex life hasn't changed much in America just more open about what it does. Like during the world wars(yes wwI and wwII)while seaman were at port they were banning like it was 1999. And the good old Christan wife's? yea they were throwing orgy's while the boyfriend away.
Sorry Christians welcome to America banging since 1776.

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