Canada WTF?!?

Jul 11, 2008 Randalls Articles
Posted by hijinks

Since when does Canada have this Canada Day?

I mean last I knew Canada was the 51st state. Since when do they have the balls to have their own day of independence.Last I heard they still had the dyke of a queen printed all over their money (which looks very gay by the way). 

 This has to stop, Canada was supposed to do everything America does. Now their independence day is 3 days before ours. Now the ignorant people in Europe are going to think our July 4th is a copy of shitty Canada's July 1st. I demand they change the date of their day to sometime in October, this way they will be back in their place. 

Come on we all know Canada sucks. Its the land where it always snows and its bitter cold. Go huddle in your Eskimo homes and leave our independence day alone.