What have you done for us lately Billy Gates?
Feb 9, 2011 Readers Submited Rants
By Daniel A. Uitti
Look at what we learned.
MS-DOS sucked, but we learned to avoid it’s worst pitfalls. We bought new versions, in hopes that the bugs got fixed, but we learned again, it still sucked. We let you try 6 times before you give up. So we saw and whined about the nifty Apple product. Thank you Billy, for giving us Windows 2.0, which didn’t even work. But you produced Windows 3.0, which also sucked. Then Windows 3.1 and again Windows 3.1.1 and it almost got good. But again it sucked so we bought Windows 95… which sucked again. We were reluctant, but you did have to teach us again with Windows 98, and that sucked as we expected. You didn’t really want to sell us Windows 2000, so you gave us Windows ME which really sucked more. We learned again when we thought about Windows 2000, but you gave use Windows XP, which really sucked. Some of us tried to take the bait on Windows Vista, which truly sucked, but some of us thought that Windows XP was almost fixed, when you gave us Windows 7. It totally SUCKS. Thanks so much for all we learned. Thank goodness that airplanes don’t use Windows. But now I wonder if Toyota fell for your useless and bug ridden code.
OMFG is this real? naafa.org National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance
Jan 13, 2009 Readers Submited Rants
Welcome to the new age. America has gone health crazy and people are working out and eating healthy again. America has been the obese country for sometime though I hope that one day that people will realize and start to work out more, and we can be off the chart. I have said this before and I will say it again people do have some problems like a thyroid problem but that only makes up the 5% of the obese population. The real problem is that fat people eat and eat and eat and eat. Put down the mother fucking fork and listen to me. Let me break this to you I know you might not heard of it but it has been around a very long time, yes its called a gym. You can join most gyms for about 50 usd a month and you can find some cheaper. If you are obese then you are 95% of the time you are lazy. The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance(NAAFA) is trying to convince you that you should accept fatness and don’t discriminate. I am sorry you can’t discriminate against someone who does this to themselves. Yeah you heard me you did this to yourself and you want me to feel sorry for you because you can get off your fat fucking ass and go walk?
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All Lesbians are fakers
Jul 8, 2008 Readers Submited Rants
Have you ever seen two lesbians walk
down the street and notice one always looks like a man and the other
is a bit manly but not full fledged man? Well I have, and I have seen
this a lot. A lot of people say being gay is something you are born
with. WRONG! I can see being a gay guy is something you are born with
but not a lesbian. Before you begin to bitch and moan let me explain.
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Why Lesbians are fakers
Jul 8, 2008 Readers Submited Rants
Have you ever seen two lesbians walk
down the street and notice one always looks like a man and the other
is a bit manly but not full fledged man? Well I have, and I have seen
this a lot. A lot of people say being gay is something you are born
with. WRONG! I can see being a gay guy is something you are born with
but not a lesbian. Before you begin to bitch and moan let me explain.
Now all eggs are technically female
eggs, they contain an X chromosome. It's up to the male sperm to give
the other X to be a female or a Y to be a male. Now this is how I can
see a guy is gay.. maybe the Y got a bit messed up. These man hating
dykes are just man haters. There can be no mix up when getting
another X chromosome. Impossible, trust me I have done much research
on this subject.
You lesbians are just man haters. Fuck
you all. How many times have you gone out to a bar and see a lesbian
hanging out with a group of guys watching the game. I know the
answer.. NEVER! They all hate men. Gay guys are just happy go lucky
and you will always see them flocking around groups of women.
Another thing is lesbianism makes no
fucking sense at all. I mean one looks more manly then most guys I
see. Why even be attracted to someone that looks more like a man then
most real men do. I once saw a dyke working on a Ford F350 Super Duty
in a motel parking lot. I mean that fucking bitch had a bigger truck
then my dad. Let me tell you, my dad is a real man. Why are you even
attracted to a woman that looks like a man. Do you see gay guys
walking together and one is walking around in a skirt? No not really.
Ok every now and then there is a flaming homo couple strutting
around.
All you lesbians need is a bit of dick
in you. Trust me that will clear up your life problems. Look at the
gays, they are all so fucking happy. They have twice the amount of
dick that single people have. You lesbians have no dick, therefor you
are just fucking angry at everything and everyone.
So in conclusion go out and forget you
got molested by your uncle or neighbor and spread you legs for a man
and be happy. Take off your softball clothes and dress like a real
woman and get some dick and be happy. Lesbianism is fake and you know
it.
Reader Rant:kontroldkhaos
May 1, 2007 Readers Submited Rants
you know what pisses me off…these mouthy fuckin disrepectful fuckin douche bag kids you want to knock the shit out of….what happened to the good old days when parents was able to beat some ass and keep these kids in line ,,,by god i was brought up old school and i turned out alright,,some of you will argue that im sure..but i;ve never been to jail and i show respect to my elders. i was present at a store here recently and this girl was fighting her mom and calling her cunt,bitch, ect… and told her she cant touch her or she will go to jail and was laughing with this smug snotty laugh i wanted to bust her one myself..but its not my place to do that…i see it everywhere i go.. the stores,parking lots so on and so forth…i see this shit and im like jesus what the fuck,….if this was me my mom would be conditioning me with a good old fashion ass whooping,and if i called her a cunt ,,,jesus i might as well kill Myself..back in the day(god i sound old) parents could
spank ya pop you in your mouthy ass mouth and that was it..you would shut the fuck up and behave…we didnt have a.d.d and all that shit when i was a boy..these kids who claim to have a.d.d. cant focus on school work and chored around the house but the can sit on there fat fuckin asses and play their video games non stop with no a.d.d episodes.. i say bring back corpral punishment!!! steps of soap box now
Reader Rant:Driving The Last Crusade: Useless Moves
May 1, 2007 Readers Submited Rants
Alright, so people need to have a stradegy while driving. Here I am, heading down the highway, going a good pace, in the fast / left lane. This guy behind me keeps trying to get a head, and as soon as there is no one in the right lane, he moves over and tries to get ahead. Now the fucker didn't even think or look as he suddenly has to slow down to the vehical ahead of him. This only causes him to actually lose a few places in the left lane, as the people behind him had moved up. The entire 70 mile stretch this guy keeps attempting it, and failing MISERABLY. Stradagy and tactics are KEY to successful speed driving. Idiots
Get the fuck out of the way
Dec 27, 2006 Readers Submited Rants
I know this has happened to you, and it happens to me all the time. You are in a hurry to get somewhere: a doctor appointment, work, the grocery store or maybe a movie. You are driving in the far left lane, normally reserved for people who want to travel faster than the sheep in the other lanes to the right, but you suddenly have to slow down because of a slow moving car in front of you. There is no car in front of it, yet they are traveling slower than the speed limit. You think to yourself,
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